Tell me how you do it. . .a.k.a. I'm a total snob.

Ok, so I have a question for you all. How on earth do you keep a house clean when you have more kids than hands??????? I admit I am a full on mom-of-more-than-1-kid snob. I remember the days when I only had 1 kid and I thought--big deal--keeping a clean house isn't that hard. You just clean once a week and tidy up now and then. HAHAHAHAHA. Now I look down my nose on those who "only have 1 kid." Keeping a clean house is SOOOO easy. (Please don't take this too seriously--I don't really look down on you. I'm just mocking myself and my naive pre-twins ways) ;)

I swear I clean constantly. While I'm loading the dishwasher, James is unloading the pots and pans. While I'm sweeping the dining room floor, James is emptying a box of noodles/crackers/raisins--you take your pick--onto the kitchen floor. I'm cleaning up the floor after feeding the girls, they're spitting up/throwing up on the living room carpet. While I'm putting away one box of itsy-bitsy little blocks, James is demanding to unload it, and dump out another 3 boxes of similar size toys. (Do I allow him to dump them all out and avoid a temper tantrum, or insist that he only unload one at a time?)

So, I've gotta know. Those of you with neat-nick houses--HOW DO YOU DO IT????? GRRRR. I'm so sick of cleaning up after kids and I have at least anther 18 years of it go! Off my soap box now. Venting done. Tell me how you do it!

A calm moment jumping on the trampoline.

Ahh--so cute--But I think they've started to develop their own secret language. I often hear them "talking" in their cribs. I think someday they'll conspire against me. ;) Wait, some day, I'm pretty sure they do that now.

An eventful, or not really, week

At the Zoo--The girls experience grass for the first time.

Clara wasn't too sure about that green spikey stuff.

After seeing mom freak out when the birds landed on her, James eyes this lorikeet sp? with skepticism

Well, this week has passed with many mundane and unexciting events. Compared to the past month of stressing over work, class, putting bids out on houses and not getting them--all the while stressing that interest rates will rise and investors will flood the market (that's what happened in Sacramento last year when we were trying to buy there. One house had 21 offers on it!) a very boring week is very welcome. We enjoyed a BEAUTIFUL day at the zoo with grandma looking at the hippos, rhinos, and parrots. We discovered that I'm a total wuss when it comes to touching animals. The birds landed on me and I freaked!!! Other big events--Clara went on a nursing strike. I'm still nursing the girls full time and all I can say is OUCH! anymore might be TMI. ;) I had my final last night. Now I can have my evenings free to . . . DO Laundry! Yippee.

ON the good news, we ordered our house plans and interest rates went DOWN! So, I'm having a life lesson in not stressing and learning to trust the Lord to guide to guide our lives for good. He's been very good at not answering certain prayers to our benefit (like not getting the last 6 houses we thought were perfect for us!) So quit stressing Jessica and get a little faith!!!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Ahh, a new stage of life has begun. Sibling Rivalry. A few weeks ago a momentous occasion passed. I had to sit between Kate (the toy thief) and James (the toy hoarder) at church! Since then we have had many shrieking experiences "NO! NO! Kate!" "MY TOY Kate!" BTW--both girls are Kate. I guess Clara is too hard to say. I've tried to explain to James that the girls just love him and want to be big like him, but that doesn't work too well. Nor does the reasoning that some of these toys ARE actually their toys. He's the thief if you want to get technical. Same with their sippy cups.
On the other hand, James has found new built in playmates. The day he insisted on "wake up Kate" from their nap so he could "play Kate." He wanted to play "night,night" with them in their cribs. Too precious. He also likes to "hide" with them under the table and such. The screaming game I'm not such a fan of, but hey, nobody's complaining if they're happy! Ahh, the days when they can entertain each other! Yippee!

Gold Mine!

James dropped his cheerios on the ground and the girls found them.

Two very happy girls.

Playing hide and seek
Playing "night, night"
the girls have hand-me-downs from their brother on. I almost don't recognize them in anything but pink or purple. They're both chewing on their new shoes.

Our little lot . . .of land

At my sister Debbie's request, here are some pictures of the lot we purchased and a nearby duck pond. Not very interesting yet! We should start building in 6-8 weeks if all goes timely. Hopefully we'll move in in 5-6 months. For those of you in Vancouver, we'll be in the St. Johns ward.

Here I am standing at the North west corner of our lot. OUr house will face this little farm. See our minivan. Or the mommy-missile as Justin calls it.

Duck pond. Notice how close the water comes the road!! The ducks come right up to the car to be fed.

Here I am standing at the south west corner of our lot. Our lot basically goes up to the corner of that other house's fence.

We DO have fun

Here are some pics to remind myself that despite all the stress of buying a house and whatnot--we do find time for fun! Off to 9 month checkups I go!! Take care

Soo busy. Soooo stressed.

So, my excuse for not blogging lately. 3 kids under 3. Going to school in the evenings. Working for my dad on the other evenings. Trying to buy a house. We lost out on the 3rd house we offered on because the other buyers went and begged the sellers to give them the house. But, just after that we found some cute little lots in town and a builder who will let you do as much work as you can to keep costs down. So, hopefully we're building. We offered on the lot last night and ordered our house today. If you would like to see the house plans go to www.hilinehomes.com. We are building house plan 1768 if all goes well. Think good thoughts for us!!

Also, hint, hint, hint, anyone here in the 'Couv looking to buy/build/get out from renting/living in mom and dad's house, they still have tons of lots for only $40,000-$45,000. And the house plans start around $60,000+ and about $20-30,000 in over permits/fees . . . I would really love to have you as my neighbor!!!! Let me know if you want more information! I would like to have good neighbors. I know it's silly, but with the developer gone (it was with Bank of Clark County--so now the government owns the remaining lots), there's no control over what is built. So, come build a cute little house with me! I want good neighbors!

Anyway, I get back to blogging later.

So stinkn' proud of myself!

Here is my very first quilt! My girl Clara has always loved touching fabrics and tags. So, when I saw my cousin Jeanie made a taggie blanket for her daughter, I was inspired to make one for Clara. Of course, in typical Jessica fashion, the quilt ballooned from being just a taggie blanket to a touchie-feelie blanket with ribbons, tags, tulle, lace, and a squeaky heart (I stuffed it with pieces of a plastic tortilla chip bag). Justin of course was immediately concerned that I was only making a blanket for only one of our daughters--to which I responded, I can only make 1 blanket at a time, and two--Clara is the one that likes fabrics. So Kate's blanket is still coming. And true to form when I laid the girls down on the blanket, Clara began feeling everything and Kate looked at it, and said "nice mom, I'm off to explore." A special thanks goes out to Grandma Sarah for letting me raid her quilting supplies! I only wish I had made this a few months ago when the girls were still immobile.

In Kate's defense . . .

In Kate's defense, Clara has given Kate more than a few eye gouges and finger nail scratches to the face. I don't think Clara will be permanently scarred by her sister crawling over her on a daily basis, but I've started a therapy fund just in case. :) What I really need is a video of the girls trying to "taste" each other's eyeballs and noses. Or one of them fighting over their brother's shoe. Ick! Gotta love being a baby!

Just some of my favorite pics!

Going for a walk!

Ahh! Snuggle time

Yes, that is a strategically placed sponge.

Melt my heart!

We're raisin' carnivores.

Warning! Warning! Warning!

The following post may cause vegetarians nausea, convulsions, and headaches--from staying up all night wondering what kind of mother I must be to be raising my children to chew on the bones of once living animals. Sorry, I don't think CPS will consider this grounds for taking my kids. ;)

Yummy, Yummy, Chicken bones!!!!

(I'm not sure why Kate is sideways)

Move over Martha!

Move over Martha, Step back She-Ra, Jump aside Julia Child . . . I can make baby food! I don't know what is so terribly liberating and empowering about making my own baby food but man I feel great. I suddenly feel this sense of power now that I don't have to rely on Gerber or Earth's Best or whoever to feed my children. Freedom from "The Man". ;) I've only done peas, carrots, sweet potatoes, and pears, but my creative juices are following and who knows what I'll do next week. Hee-hee. I know, if I was REALLY a woman of power I would have grown my own veggies. Next year.

My Girls!

Our Family Picture

Well, I'm totally coming to terms with the fact that a Christmas card/letter is not going to happen this year. So here's our family picture for 2008! I must say I am very proud of the fact that James is a) in the picture b) not crying c) looking at the camera. So what if he's playing the harmonica. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Christmas From Texas

We had a surprise second Christmas this week. Justin's mom sent us Christmas presents on December 18th, but they sat at the FedEX depot from Dec. 19th until last Tuesday. So we enjoyed a second round of presents. James enjoyed unwrapping everyone's gifts, and the girls enjoyed eating everyone's gifts. ;)

A severe case of Bumbo-buttitis

A new disease has attacked our two year old. It's common symptoms include irrational behavior causing the affected to steal toys from their infant sister's and warped senses of humor causing them to think it's funny to have large pieces of molded foam stuck to their behinds.

No cure has been discovered as of date. If fact we believe it might be progressing aggressively.

Sisters

I think this will be one of my all time favorite pictures of my sisters and myself. It was taken by our mother in September 2007. I feel so lucky to have so many sisters when some women don't have any. Whenever we get together I feel as though we can understand each other in ways only sisters can. i.e. We all speak Chocolate.

Merry Christmas!

Ok, so it's actually the Happy New Year. But since I decided to throw a fondue party for 30 people last night (Not a great idea if you haven't ever made fondue before.) But, hey it's being together that counts right?!? So,we had lump o' cheese. It tasted great, you just couldn't dip in the cheese, it was more cut the cheese. So, point being, I was throwing a party and didn't get any pictures of the party.
Anyway back to Christmas. We had a great Christmas. It was the first year we had a kid who really got the idea of presents. James was totally entranced with his presents, and even more so with his sisters' presents. Here are some pics--in reverse order because I forget to load them the other way around.

Justin with a power tool.

Aunt Debbie with some of her loot. Notice the cool antique suitcase in the background which I covet.
Mommy with the kids.

Grandma breaking in the relaxation wrap Santa brought her for when little James has really done her in.

Grandpa practicing napping with his car napping kit Santa brought him for long trips on the road.

The girls investigate their stocking loot--Mostly stuff for eating solids. Isn't Santa practical?

James takes ownership of his tent and table. It's ok James if you want to stay in there a play for LONG stretches of time.

Kate helps James open his present. Isn't she sweet? Or maybe she's just getting back at him for all the times he's taken her toys away.

Mommy and Daddy lead the kids into to see their stockings on Christmas morning.

Snow Days '08

Ok, so I know the snow has been rained away for over a week now, but I wanted to record our Big Blizzard '08 since I plan on printing off the blog as a journal. As hardened snow veterans from Utah, you wouldn't think a bit of snow--or 12" of it, would slow us down much. Well, it turns out the State of Washington doesn't actually plow the snow if you're not on a major Freeway and every other regular citizen doesn't' have a snow plow to hitch on the front of their rig as in Utah. Since Justin and Grandpa needed the snow worthy cars to go to work everyday, the rest of us were snowed in for 5 days straight. It was actually kind of fun. It felt like an old time Christmas and all pressures at overdoing Christmas were swept away! So, we filled our days with baking, sledding, and sitting by the fire.

Daddy and James get ready to tackle the big hill.

Sledding down the street since no cars could get up it anyway!

Clara, James, & Kate enjoy the fire. That's daddy in the background keeping the girls upright!

Mommy and James make Puppy Chow. Ok, Mommy makes puppy chow and James samples Chocolate chips--notice the chocolate mustache.
Daddy and James brave the snow