As a mom, I daily double as a crime detective. Someone's crying . . . Why? Did someone else hurt them or did they hurt themselves? Are they even physically hurt? or was it just their feelings? Today's dilemma was particularly complex.
The Victim: Kate
Status: Surface injury to the forehead
Status: Surface injury to the forehead
The Suspects:
Clara: Bewildered twin sister
Alibi: With Grandma
Bunny: Fluffy playmate.
Alibi: With Winnie the Pooh
Mom: Meany who won't give victim the WHOLE bag of skittles.
Alibi: I'm the mom. I don't need an alibi.
James: Brother who looks like he's trying a bit to hard to look innocent.
Alibi: None. Found at the scene of the crime.
The Plausible Weapons:
Wimpy Toothbrush
Flowery Sunglasses
Menacing, fire breathing Dragon
Wimpy Toothbrush
Flowery Sunglasses
Menacing, fire breathing Dragon
Possible Scenes of the Crime:
While the Victim was found on the 3rd step of the stairs, it is unknown whether is this in fact the scene of the crime.
Possible crime scene 1: Very messy playroom
Possible Crime Scene 2: Jump house
Possible Crime Scene 3: Basement Stairs
The conclusion of the momma detective is:Mr. James
with the Dragon
Down the Stairs
Punishment served.
Case Closed.
Case Closed.
6 comments:
that was hilarious - loved it - totally made me laugh, thanks for making me smile at the end of a long day :)
your blog always makes me laugh! How exciting you are having another baby boy. Its good to catch up.
I could've sworn it was Miss Scarlet.... oh well, I've never been good at that game anyway! We have that same Dragon. I might write the company and let them know that more than one household has experienced injury by said dragon. You are awesome!
Very clever of you, Mdm. Poirot! I'm sure you always get your man!
Great Detective work! Maybe you should work for CSI. :)
:) again, you made me laugh! :) Poor Kate!
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