Breaking News!
A rare Heffalump sighting in
North Salmon Creek
Eye witness reports are still being gathered, but it is believed that a heffalump was sighted in the North Salmon Creek area of Vancouver, Washington. This heffalump is believed to be of the female variety and may be around 32 weeks pregnant with multiple offspring. If sighted, hide your recliner and lock up your ice cream. Stay indoors for at an hour or two, by which time the heffalump will typically return her nesting grounds. Above all else do not feed her! Feeding wild heffalumps only promoted their dependance on food.
1 comment:
I thought heffalumps were entirely dependent on chocolate...large amounts of chocolate. In fact, the research I've seen shows that they simply cannot exist without eating at least two yummy pieces of chocolate per day. We must not neglect these rare, wonderful creatures. Act NOW!
(By the way, I think heffalumps are simply beautiful.)
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