Ok, so what do you do with a biter?? This afternoon Kate and Clara were playing NICELY in the living room. Suddenly I hear Clara screaming like she fell off the couch. I check on her, and she is just standing in front of her toy. Not on her head. No blood. What was the problem? I surmised it was the vampire child I spawned-i.e. Kate-- had struck again, but I didn't find the four little bite marks on Clara's thigh until later. Poor Clara. . . . Don't worry too much, Clara's sharpening her fangs for revenge.
Ok, so anyone taking babies to the beach, here's a tip: Keep at least one sippy cup or bottle in the car so you have something not covered with sand for the drive home!
And what is it with people who want to have conversation you while you're pushing a twin stroller with two lawn chairs and a cooler balanced on top, with two beach bags over your shoulders, and a toddler who insisted on holding your hand? "Yes, mam, I can see that I have a flat tire, in fact two flat tires, can't do much about it now can I? OH, thank you for pointing out how far we parked from the beach. I wasn't quite sure. Let me run back to my car and drive around in a few more circles to end up in the same spot. No, no, PLEASE go around us, Honestly. I INSIST. Yes, they are twins. Thank you, they are cute. That's my son there, he's cute as well. Yes, my hands are full. Yep, I'm a busy mom. Please, I INSIST, you can pass us. Please?!"


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About the biting...I put cayane pepper on their tounge. It works with a 2 year, not sure how it would go over with a one year old. Good luck with that.
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